Me for all of high school


imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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April 17th, 2014 / 86,782 notes


my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed”  and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

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April 17th, 2014 / 20,281 notes

Meanwhile in Toronto

Lady Gaga’s discography.


every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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April 16th, 2014 / 86,364 notes