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dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

   (via interndana)

(Source: satyrmage, via buckeed)

April 24th, 2014 / 62,070 notes

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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(via darrenawessomecriss)

April 24th, 2014 / 165,928 notes
April 23rd, 2014 / 29,489 notes

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via suitfer)

April 23rd, 2014 / 81,525 notes

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via hangofthursdays)

April 23rd, 2014 / 49,533 notes
  • Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
  • *shit explodes*
  • Ollivander: Shit
  • Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
  • Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
  • Ollivander: Perf
April 23rd, 2014 / 138,005 notes

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

(via lifewasted-on-jokes)

April 23rd, 2014 / 220,437 notes